Top 101+ Funny Captions for Instagram Posts

Funny Captions: The best collections of funny captions for your Instagram and Facebook posts.

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Funny Captions  for Instagram Posts


  • Are you google? Cause you are all I'm searching for.
  • Today I will be as useless 😂as letter g in lasagna.
  • Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “challengeaccepted”.
  • So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
  • By and large, the easy way out advances. Likewise, I am great at parallel stops.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • I put the hot in insane
  • I know I'm lucky that I'm so cute.
  • I once sniffled a beanie weenie through my nose. I likewise made a stallion swoon in Costa Rica.
  • I just rap occasionally
  • Each tempest comes up short on downpour
  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
  • Embed self-important stuff about myself here.
  • I got back with my Ex…Box 360
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • I have not lost my brain its moved down on HD someplace.
  • I generally feel tragic for seedless watermelons, in light of the fact that imagine a scenario in which they needed infants.
  • I haven't done this in a while so excuse me.
  • I can quote (Insert motion picture) superior to anything you and every one of your companions.
  • I Can’t recall who I stole my bio from or why
  • I believe its unusual if a young lady doesn’t have an Instagram nowadays.
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  • I completely loathe Instagram, and whatever else needs to do with hashtags.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • I'm truly a titan cupcake🍮. Perplexed about crazy rides and dry ice
  • God ffavorsthis chaotic situation
  • I am returning to face the truth that an ordinary day is not lager on the shoreline or calamari in the stomach.
  • I'm here to evade companions on Facebook🙂
  • I don't always study📒, but when I do, I don't.
  • Yesterday, I changed my WiFi 📶password to "Hackitifyoucan"; today, someone changed it to😂
  • I think you are lacking Vitamin me!👉👦
  • Always give your 100 percent ….unless you're donating blood.
  • I'm not happy with its "Friday" I'm happy its "Today". Love your life 7 days a week.😊☺
  • I talk like a child 👶and I never pay for beverages.
  • When a bird 🐦hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • I didn't choose the thug life, 😂the thug life chose me
  • I'm not shrewd. I simply wear glasses.👓
  • I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)
  • God favors this chaotic situation
  • Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
  • I believe its unusual if a young👩 lady doesn't have an Instagram nowadays.
  • The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
  • I only need 3 things in life: Food 🍜, Wifi 🌐, Sleep 😪 :)
  • Life isn’t perfect... But my Hair is! #selfieaddict💇
  • My mobile camera isn’t working well. Or I might look like an angel.
  • Dear expectations, stop being so high because you are not wine!
  • I didn't choose the thug life, 😂the thug life chose me
  • I'm beginning to like Instagram,📱 which is unusual on the grounds that I loathe pictures.🖼
  • I completely loathe Instagram, 📱and whatever else needs to do with hashtags.#⃣
  • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
  • I speak two languages, Body and English.
  • Girls use photoshop to look beautiful... Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
  • I changed my password to ‘incorrect.’ Now, my password is incorrect.
  • My laziness is like 8; Once I lie down it’s infinite!
  • C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
  • Hey, there WhatsApp is using me.
  • When someone says you are changing. "yes, I've recently updated my version"
  • Hey, there WhatsApp is using me.
  • I hope when I get married we're the fun couple that hosts all the parties and that our house is the kick it spots for our kid's friends
  • I will slap ✋ you so hard even google won't be able to find you...
  • Be a badass with a good ass.😛
  • I honestly don’t even understand my own feelings sometimes.
  • I'm a Texan with bunches of sentiments and beautiful hair.💇
  • Always give your 100 percent ….unless you're donating blood.
  • Real men don't take selfies.📸
  • I don't always study📒, but when I do, I don't.
  • Bored of being bored because being bored is boring.
  • Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
  • We live in the era of Smart Phones and Stupid people.
  • Dear expectations, stop being so high because you are not wine!
  • Friends 👫are forever until they get in a relationship!!
  • Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!! :P
  • A joke’s a very serious thing.
  • All my life I thought the air was free...until I bought a bag of chips
  • I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
  • Memes are just normal post if you don’t have a best friend to tag.
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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